I managed to schedule some time this morning to spend on PrivateCamz. This is always a big pain in the butt for me, between finding a babysitter, clearing away all the familial clutter, and not being able to get anything else done while I’m sitting around on camera; so I don’t do it very often (although I suspect I’d make a lot more money if I did.)

Very shortly after I log on, this guy with a high-heels fetish comes into my room. First he wants me to try on some heels, then he doesn’t like the style and wants a different shoe. He wants to see me standing up, and wants me to move the camera to the floor so he can better see my feet. He wants me to dig around and find black fishnet stockings…on and on, and meanwhile six or seven other guys have come into my lobby and immediately left because I’m busy chatting with this wanker. Finally I say to him look honey, if you’re not going to take me private I’m going to have to kick you out because I need to make a living and you’re chasing away all my potential customers. He says “well, you’ll have to convince me” Come on dude…I’ve spent better than half an hour entertaining you already! If you’re not convinced by now that you want to see me jilling off you never will be, and you and I both know it. Actually, what I know - and what he’d never admit - is that this jackass is looking for a free show.

The worst part is, after I boot the guy from my room, I sit around for a further 45 mins and nobody comes in. Now my time is up, I wasted my entire morning doing nothing (not even getting off!) and those unpaid bills are still piling up.

I loathe time wasters.