Losing My Vegetable Virginity
So there I am, with a cucumber stuffed in my snatch and a vibrator pressed against my clit, tearing into my fourth orgasm, when I feel the ominous sensation of the “stage” giving way beneath me.
I guess I should have known better than to sit right at the weakest point of a platform I already suspected of being rickety. The little plastic clips holding the two sides of my stage together wiggled loose during my previous exertions and just as I reached my thrashing, moaning peak the two halves decided to part company. I’ve not yet examined the footage but I can just imagine what it looked like as I abruptly dropped from view, accompanied by loud crashing noises and flying debris.
Did I mention that I was in mid-orgasm?
Up until now my most embarrassing on-camera moments have been the times when my dog comes nosing around (don’t get your hopes up, she’s never part of the action). But hey, somebody still said it was hot. I know I will always vividly remember my very first vegetable encounter. *grin*
I wonder if “fat girls busting furniture” is a marketable niche?
Cherie, that is tooooooooooooooooooo cute! Were you on a webcam when this happened?
Comment by Tamara — March 20, 2006 @ 3:46 am
Yep, on LIVE webcam, with around 400 people watching. No editing out that one, LOL! Not that I would want to, it’s just the kind of silliness that I really enjoy.
Comment by Cherie — March 20, 2006 @ 6:45 am
Holy crap, 400 people! You ROCK! That is awesome!!! 400 people would give me stage fright LOL
Comment by Tamara — March 20, 2006 @ 2:16 pm
Wow, 400, that’s a lot of guys masturbating all at once! I would love to see a poll between how many of the 400 laughed versus breaking into a cum of their own. I hope your next stage will be a little sturdier.
I gotta ask though, did you and Sarge eat the cucumber afterward?
Plump Lvr
Comment by PlumpLvr — March 21, 2006 @ 5:04 pm
Actually, I washed it up and Sgt and I had a private session with the cuke the next day. He tried to talk me into giving it a test run before the live show, but I promised it would be my “vegetable virginity” and I thought that’d be cheating.
I dunno why he was so eager to see me with a cuke in my cunt. *grin*
Comment by Cherie — March 21, 2006 @ 5:08 pm