So I’m trolling through the Craigslist listings for my town in the “Services: Erotic” category, and I come across this little bit of inanity:

“I do not understand all of these “BBW” providers - and the prices they charge. BBW = fat - why would you pay to go to a BBW provider, when you can just pick up some fat drunk chick at a bar? Chances are the local dive has a fat chick that is cleaner, and free. “

Now this kind of crap pops up all the time, on every adult-oriented board, list, or forum I’ve ever visited.  And usually I just ignore it, figuring that the dimwits who post such nonsense don’t have the capacity for rational thought (or good manners!) so any argument would be lost on them.  I dunno what made me respond this time, it’s not even the most obnoxious fat-bashing post I saw that day on Craigslist.  Maybe I’m feeling a little extra bitchy cause my period’s almost due.  Anyhow, I felt compelled to respond:

“Because all the fat girls are so beaten down by attitudes like yours that very few of them have any confidence at all in their sexuality. Guys who like big girls are looking for the perfect passionate, sexy, adventurous playmate that you are - some drunken insecure bar dweller is not any more to their taste than it would be to yours. And, of course, this explains the high prices too - sexually confident fat girls are rarer even than real TS’s, and a whole lot rarer than dime-a-dozen fake-titted, bleach-blonde, scrawny bimbos.

What I want to know is why jackasses like you think it’s ok to go around in public places like this, posting idiotic and hurtful crapola like you have? Did you think you were doing anybody a favor, really? I mean, none of the fat admirers (and yes, FAT admirers is exactly what they call themselves) come around bitching about how the thin girls (whom you no doubt think of as normal) look like they just vacationed at Auschwitz and really ought to go and eat a sandwich, do they? Or wondering how any straight man can possibly be attracted to someone whose body (apart from the aforementioned fake tits) resembles a young boy’s more than a real woman’s? But it seems like every day there’s a new dickhead on any erotic board you visit who thinks it’s his sacred duty to tell all the fat girls to go starve themselves, and all the men who like them how stupid/abnormal/deluded they are.

Maybe it’s because they’re secretly attracted to fat girls, and hate themselves for it, so they make it all better by spewing vileness at the objects of their forbidden desires. Which, of course, is another reason why a guy might seek a bbw provider: it’s what he *really* lusts after but is too ashamed to be seen with as wife or girlfriend, thanks once again to the idiocy and just plain bad manners of people like you.”

And you know what the funniest part is?  Since posting my ad, my inbox has been flooded with responses from fat loving guys congratulating me for speaking up, and wanting to know if I do escort work.